Combat Wombat keeps hobos in his basement for medical experiments, but that's okay because he's not a doctor or a scientist.
If you ever poke fun at nobunny's lunch, you will be sued for every penny you own.
MeatForMommy, there is a man trapped in your lunchbox!
Alphasnail, I bet you think you're pretty fancy with your little Pandora's lunchbox thingy. Well, you are. I hope your mother's as proud of you as I am.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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