Combat Wombat keeps hobos in his basement for medical experiments, but that's okay because he's not a doctor or a scientist.
If you ever poke fun at nobunny's lunch, you will be sued for every penny you own.
MeatForMommy, there is a man trapped in your lunchbox!
Alphasnail, I bet you think you're pretty fancy with your little Pandora's lunchbox thingy. Well, you are. I hope your mother's as proud of you as I am.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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