loud-bob has the world's largest collection of spatulas. True story.
I don't know why anyone would consider this Smeep lunchbox undesirable. It's like being issued a rifle from the government, only food instead. Food can be used as a weapon if you throw it hard enough or cram it in thick enough.
I hope Ishamae has interchangeable hearts, because I'm about to break his. With my fist, I mean. I'm not gay, okay.
SimpleCoax made this lunchbox that I would honestly use because I have a boyhood crush on Joseph Stalin.
Hello, rope kid! How are you today?
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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