loud-bob has the world's largest collection of spatulas. True story.

I don't know why anyone would consider this Smeep lunchbox undesirable. It's like being issued a rifle from the government, only food instead. Food can be used as a weapon if you throw it hard enough or cram it in thick enough.

I hope Ishamae has interchangeable hearts, because I'm about to break his. With my fist, I mean. I'm not gay, okay.

SimpleCoax made this lunchbox that I would honestly use because I have a boyhood crush on Joseph Stalin.

Hello, rope kid! How are you today?

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