loud-bob has the world's largest collection of spatulas. True story.
I don't know why anyone would consider this Smeep lunchbox undesirable. It's like being issued a rifle from the government, only food instead. Food can be used as a weapon if you throw it hard enough or cram it in thick enough.
I hope Ishamae has interchangeable hearts, because I'm about to break his. With my fist, I mean. I'm not gay, okay.
SimpleCoax made this lunchbox that I would honestly use because I have a boyhood crush on Joseph Stalin.
Hello, rope kid! How are you today?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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