SilentMajority stole his joke from "Waiting for Guffman." He also stole shoes from a Wal-Mart.

If you think the action on the outside of allgore's lunchbox is intense, wait until you see what's going on inside. I think he's got a fucking turkey sandwich or something in there. Hell man, I don't know! I don't even know if I'm ready to know!

h_double made this image out of clipart he gathered from an internet dumpster, but I admire his tenacious spirit and gentle nature.

Sherlock McRape uses his raw talent and boundless human potential to write the word "cock." The sky's the limit for some people. Sherlock McRape will never be an astronaut.

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