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I see nothing wrong with this "Arsenal" show. In fact it's better than the regular American Idol.

"Kevyn" is all about bringing back the Good Old Days. Just not the ones that were good to everyone who wasn't white.

Here's some fun spirited racism courtesy of "Arsenal":

It's zombie humor fueled by the demonic power of Comic Sans and "Como"!

"Earwicker" delivers a startling fact: one billion people on this Earth do not have souls!

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