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I see nothing wrong with this "Arsenal" show. In fact it's better than the regular American Idol.

"Kevyn" is all about bringing back the Good Old Days. Just not the ones that were good to everyone who wasn't white.

Here's some fun spirited racism courtesy of "Arsenal":

It's zombie humor fueled by the demonic power of Comic Sans and "Como"!

"Earwicker" delivers a startling fact: one billion people on this Earth do not have souls!

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    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

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