Chromis writes erotic fiction about the Pope's hat.
SuzBotQ collects fruit, but her investments always depreciate over time.
Based on his interests, I think rocksicle will make an excellent Professional Bat Smuggler.
NotJust4Breakfast does it with planes, too. ;)
jaxt is a captain of cavity prevention, and a hero of unblemished smiles.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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