Chromis writes erotic fiction about the Pope's hat.

SuzBotQ collects fruit, but her investments always depreciate over time.

Based on his interests, I think rocksicle will make an excellent Professional Bat Smuggler.

NotJust4Breakfast does it with planes, too. ;)

jaxt is a captain of cavity prevention, and a hero of unblemished smiles.

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