Chromis writes erotic fiction about the Pope's hat.
SuzBotQ collects fruit, but her investments always depreciate over time.
Based on his interests, I think rocksicle will make an excellent Professional Bat Smuggler.
NotJust4Breakfast does it with planes, too. ;)
jaxt is a captain of cavity prevention, and a hero of unblemished smiles.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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