Chromis writes erotic fiction about the Pope's hat.
SuzBotQ collects fruit, but her investments always depreciate over time.
Based on his interests, I think rocksicle will make an excellent Professional Bat Smuggler.
NotJust4Breakfast does it with planes, too. ;)
jaxt is a captain of cavity prevention, and a hero of unblemished smiles.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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