Chromis writes erotic fiction about the Pope's hat.
SuzBotQ collects fruit, but her investments always depreciate over time.
Based on his interests, I think rocksicle will make an excellent Professional Bat Smuggler.
NotJust4Breakfast does it with planes, too. ;)
jaxt is a captain of cavity prevention, and a hero of unblemished smiles.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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