Dies first presented this image to the United Nations, but they rejected it.
gravypig is like everyone else. He butters his toast one leg at a time.
rocksicle melts when the party gets too hot.
Vman spends most of his time photoshopping his enemies into the obituary pages. That, and masturbating.
NotJust4Breakfast is going to shoot you a bunch of times with a tiny gun if you make fun of his anime again.
That wraps up this Micro Machines malarky, now let's move onto CORPORATE JETS! If I had a nickle for everytime I've had to say that...
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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