Dies first presented this image to the United Nations, but they rejected it.
gravypig is like everyone else. He butters his toast one leg at a time.
rocksicle melts when the party gets too hot.
Vman spends most of his time photoshopping his enemies into the obituary pages. That, and masturbating.
NotJust4Breakfast is going to shoot you a bunch of times with a tiny gun if you make fun of his anime again.
That wraps up this Micro Machines malarky, now let's move onto CORPORATE JETS! If I had a nickle for everytime I've had to say that...
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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