Dies first presented this image to the United Nations, but they rejected it.

gravypig is like everyone else. He butters his toast one leg at a time.

rocksicle melts when the party gets too hot.

Vman spends most of his time photoshopping his enemies into the obituary pages. That, and masturbating.

NotJust4Breakfast is going to shoot you a bunch of times with a tiny gun if you make fun of his anime again.

That wraps up this Micro Machines malarky, now let's move onto CORPORATE JETS! If I had a nickle for everytime I've had to say that...

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