Okay, let's start with some rejected Indiana Jones movies. Thanks to Magic for getting this rolling, although his images were magically eaten by the Internet before I got around to posting this.
Ultra Dutch Bus sees invisible zeppelins with his third eye.
NekoboyEriku is and always has been eating 4th dimensional taffy.
Ultra Dutch Bus managed to make Beyond Thunderdome just a little gayer by adding a college professor with a whip. This technique generally works for everything, though.
Mr. Puckerie made this highly erotic picture not suitable for children under the age of sexy:
Overwatch is Blizzard's hugely successful new shooter with ten thousand characters and a hundred thousand skill icons. We'll show you what the buttons mean.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
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