Like a chop shop mechanic or the All Spark, eightcell excels at transforming vehicles. Back in 2007, he started repurposing various forms of transportation, and last year, he decided to do it again. But this time, his blessing was a curse; intimidated by eightcell's level of expertise, most of his peers opted to sit on the sidelines, applauding politely at every masterpiece instead of making their own. So here's an all-eightcell page in recognition of his efforts:
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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