I lost my taste for zombies after 2007's Diary of the Dead, in which George Romero drove yet another heavy-handed political allegory into the ground, brought it back from the dead, then hammered it down again. However, as indicated by his whimsical user name, squirt the daisies isn't a serious-message guy: His zombies just wanna have fun.
Capt. Rhodes gets around to this kind of project when the working day is done.
pixelbaron's image is much more entertaining and efficient than sitting through that golf montage in Carriers.
Donny Brook was brave in the attempt.
Ginny Field serves brains for dinner, brains for lunch, brains for breakfast, brains for brunch.
Brains again, Ginny Field? Why can't we have some guts?
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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