I lost my taste for zombies after 2007's Diary of the Dead, in which George Romero drove yet another heavy-handed political allegory into the ground, brought it back from the dead, then hammered it down again. However, as indicated by his whimsical user name, squirt the daisies isn't a serious-message guy: His zombies just wanna have fun.
Capt. Rhodes gets around to this kind of project when the working day is done.
pixelbaron's image is much more entertaining and efficient than sitting through that golf montage in Carriers.
Donny Brook was brave in the attempt.
Ginny Field serves brains for dinner, brains for lunch, brains for breakfast, brains for brunch.
Brains again, Ginny Field? Why can't we have some guts?
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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