"jnz" wraps up the Titanic mysteries by showing that Gremlins did it!
"parkay" probably played too much "Rampage" to be taken seriously:
"Sasquatch!" opens the floodgates for millions of lawsuits against Acme:
"Lagrange" knows that a gigantic flying Ford Pinto really destroyed the towers:
Possible Empire/al Qaeda connection? Who knows what "Digital Arse" is insinuating:
That's the end of the show! As always, I hope you had a swell time and you didn't wet yourself. Big thanks to the delightful Goons for letting us steal their work time and time again!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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