"jnz" wraps up the Titanic mysteries by showing that Gremlins did it!

"parkay" probably played too much "Rampage" to be taken seriously:

"Sasquatch!" opens the floodgates for millions of lawsuits against Acme:

"Lagrange" knows that a gigantic flying Ford Pinto really destroyed the towers:

Possible Empire/al Qaeda connection? Who knows what "Digital Arse" is insinuating:

That's the end of the show! As always, I hope you had a swell time and you didn't wet yourself. Big thanks to the delightful Goons for letting us steal their work time and time again!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.