"jnz" wraps up the Titanic mysteries by showing that Gremlins did it!
"parkay" probably played too much "Rampage" to be taken seriously:
"Sasquatch!" opens the floodgates for millions of lawsuits against Acme:
"Lagrange" knows that a gigantic flying Ford Pinto really destroyed the towers:
Possible Empire/al Qaeda connection? Who knows what "Digital Arse" is insinuating:
That's the end of the show! As always, I hope you had a swell time and you didn't wet yourself. Big thanks to the delightful Goons for letting us steal their work time and time again!
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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