"Astroman" shows what happens to all those NASA Satellites we send to Mars:
"CarlosTheDwarf" has the real scoop on just how Arthur Andersen gets it done:
"TY2K" proves that Barney does indeed endorse violence:
"TY2K" recalls Clinton's Mideast peace efforts, and why they might not have been so good:
"CornBeef" seems to think furries made Bud Dywer shoot himself:
The Next Page Happens Next!
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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