"Astroman" shows what happens to all those NASA Satellites we send to Mars:
"CarlosTheDwarf" has the real scoop on just how Arthur Andersen gets it done:
"TY2K" proves that Barney does indeed endorse violence:
"TY2K" recalls Clinton's Mideast peace efforts, and why they might not have been so good:
"CornBeef" seems to think furries made Bud Dywer shoot himself:
The Next Page Happens Next!
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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