"hiwatt" lifts the lid on this TRAGEDY! TRAGEDY! TRAGEDY!

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"derMoerder" knows that Bill Gates is in league with the undead:

"Digital Arse" knows what went wrong in Steve Ballmer's dance routine/speech:

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