Sit perfectly still; only blunt may ice dance.


barbarianbob plans to face new events such as "Sumo Mountain Stomp" with the zeal of a challenger.


PeePooMeYou destroys anyone that gets in his way.


I always knew someday you'd come walking back through my Trapdoor.


How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. See you next week! U-S-A!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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