Sit perfectly still; only blunt may ice dance.
barbarianbob plans to face new events such as "Sumo Mountain Stomp" with the zeal of a challenger.
PeePooMeYou destroys anyone that gets in his way.
I always knew someday you'd come walking back through my Trapdoor.
How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. See you next week! U-S-A!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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