Sit perfectly still; only blunt may ice dance.
barbarianbob plans to face new events such as "Sumo Mountain Stomp" with the zeal of a challenger.
PeePooMeYou destroys anyone that gets in his way.
I always knew someday you'd come walking back through my Trapdoor.
How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. See you next week! U-S-A!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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