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"Elbastardo" utters this phrase a lot:

Even the U.S. Coast Guard gets targeted by the merciless "Elbastardo" and his Photoshop fury:

A Counter-Strike player shows his true nature in this "fuckingtest" masterpiece:

"Bagpuss" creates this diamond sure to raise morale:

"Elbastardo" recaptures the charming spirit of those goddamn rave flyers:

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