In the song "You Were Right," Built to Spill's Doug Martsch reaffirms what various other lyricists have written throughout the rock era, from "manic depression's a frustrating mess" to "all we are is the dust in the wind." Basically, pretty much every songwriter turns out to have been right, except Bob Marley, who's repeatedly denounced as wrong. It's a provocative theory, but we won't get into it here, because while it tangentially relates to this week's "Right/Wrong" theme, the SA Forum Goons have made movie things instead of music things. Enjoy!
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Men's Hats Ranked From Most to Least Tainted
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
All the So-Called 'Blatant Eroticism' in My Stories Has a Valid, In-Universe Justification
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Mission Air
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
Pop-Up Ads Throughout History!
SA takes a look back at what our ancestors from the dawn of civilization clicked on THEIR computers!
Sunless Sea
My time as a captain in Sunless Sea, plus a review of Homeworld Remastered Collection
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