remember trading lunch items with your pals in elementary school? and then trading pubes for lunches as a teen? Good shit man— deg (@degg) January 28, 2013
Inspired by all the great musical artists who constantly reinvent themselves, Chris Brown punches a man.— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) January 28, 2013
oh cute! you and your girlfriend recorded a folksy duet? wow that's so great, yes i'd love to hea-- *sets self on fire*— Hot Mini Donuts (@diaper_wolf) January 28, 2013
FUCK THE POLICE. yeah im talkihng to u STING— Amber Eeeeeee (@rare_basement) January 28, 2013
if i was stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one book with me it would definitely be "How to Escape From a Deserted Island"— Kaylee Harles (@Kalarlis) January 28, 2013
this website is awful. please shut it down— Cool Niceman (@dogboner) January 28, 2013
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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