remember trading lunch items with your pals in elementary school? and then trading pubes for lunches as a teen? Good shit man— deg (@degg) January 28, 2013
Inspired by all the great musical artists who constantly reinvent themselves, Chris Brown punches a man.— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) January 28, 2013
oh cute! you and your girlfriend recorded a folksy duet? wow that's so great, yes i'd love to hea-- *sets self on fire*— Hot Mini Donuts (@diaper_wolf) January 28, 2013
FUCK THE POLICE. yeah im talkihng to u STING— Amber Eeeeeee (@rare_basement) January 28, 2013
if i was stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one book with me it would definitely be "How to Escape From a Deserted Island"— Kaylee Harles (@Kalarlis) January 28, 2013
this website is awful. please shut it down— Cool Niceman (@dogboner) January 28, 2013
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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