new low. catfished 4 times in 48 hrs by HikerEmily7, 2 "Rihannas" and the lost dolphin(dream psycomm) Not paranoia if they're out to get you— GraeyDave (@graeyalien) January 26, 2013
my favorite drink is an amanda palmer, it's an arnold palmer except its free if you hug the bartender— Jay Satellite (@satellitehigh) January 26, 2013
the doors are bad and I'm only sad that Jim Morrison died because idiot fucks idolize him for it— Rachel Milpool (@rachelmillman) January 26, 2013
*me doing sick drift in a subaru around a corner* I prefer pizza to hamburgers— johnasavoia (@johnasavoia) January 25, 2013
HP Lovecraft's greatest achievement is making sure every idiot says/posts "Cthulhu!" whenever an exotic sea creature picture gets posted.— Josh (@Livestock) January 25, 2013
Always crazy impressed when someone drives their loud car fast when they should be going slow.— jon(@senderblock23) January 25, 2013
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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