Remember how a bunch of ska bands had a guy onstage that just danced?We should all still be pretty fucking pissed off about that.— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 27, 2013
I'll never be a Cover Girl because Cover Girls don't sweat when they eat— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 27, 2013
The good news about Adam Levine hosting SNL is that Adam Levine isn’t the musical guest— Andy Levy (@andylevy) January 26, 2013
I keep a pair of earplugs in my nightstand in case I ever hook up with a pro tennis player.— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) January 26, 2013
people overthink porn names. why not Good Sexman. why not Perfect Fucker. why not Hole Genius— BRASNON (@bransonbranson) January 26, 2013
Good luck getting someone from New Orleans to shut up about New Orleans— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) January 26, 2013
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Everything worth reading from Twitter in one handy, horrible place!