thank you to whoever put the video entitled "dog eating a dildo" on my youtube playlist— Matt (@Cheesegod69) January 24, 2013
wow, Barbie girl in Barbie world? talk about your damn privilege— naterz (@rushoffailure) January 24, 2013
the smirk store called. heh.— vrunt (@vrunt) January 24, 2013
“Fuck it.” - Inventor of the breakfast burrito— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) January 23, 2013
why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 22, 2013
I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay.— Future Ex-Wife (@Faptually) January 22, 2013
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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