thank you to whoever put the video entitled "dog eating a dildo" on my youtube playlist— Matt (@Cheesegod69) January 24, 2013
wow, Barbie girl in Barbie world? talk about your damn privilege— naterz (@rushoffailure) January 24, 2013
the smirk store called. heh.— vrunt (@vrunt) January 24, 2013
“Fuck it.” - Inventor of the breakfast burrito— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) January 23, 2013
why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 22, 2013
I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay.— Future Ex-Wife (@Faptually) January 22, 2013
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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