thank you to whoever put the video entitled "dog eating a dildo" on my youtube playlist— Matt (@Cheesegod69) January 24, 2013
wow, Barbie girl in Barbie world? talk about your damn privilege— naterz (@rushoffailure) January 24, 2013
the smirk store called. heh.— vrunt (@vrunt) January 24, 2013
“Fuck it.” - Inventor of the breakfast burrito— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) January 23, 2013
why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 22, 2013
I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay.— Future Ex-Wife (@Faptually) January 22, 2013
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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