Maybe it's time to die. Have you thought of that? When you can't tell whether it's day or night, I don't know, that's a pretty big hint that it's time to die.
This post reminds me of Lowtax four years ago actually.
Hey I agree with this post actually. Who submitted this? What the hell is wrong with you?
Well, you are kind of living too long...
I'd hate to be the CompUSA technician that handles this one.
Solution: Murder everyone over 65.
This is a forum, not a boat, ma'am.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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