Old people love their caps lock key.

Good job!!! Two thumbs up for you!

Well she's graduating with a 4.0 so I doubt you should really care that much. If she was smoking crack then I'd be worried. Hell, she might even be smoking crack now. But fuck, if you're graduating with a 4.0 grade point average you can do whatever you want.

Welcome to the Internet Rose!

So when did your husband die and how long did it take for you to put him there?


Dancingdeer.gif would have made this post come alive.

She should be thanking the stars that she got a lump at 94 and not 24.

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