Thanks for the wisdom Bonnie.

Why does this even need to be asked? There is no better red flag that child abuse is occurring than A BIG RED SWOLLEN ASS!!!

I can hurt you baby. Call me.

I think they trade off positions every summer.

If you post this kind of message on a message board expecting the first reply to contain all the answers you are looking for, you are insane.

YES I DO.

Oh it's probably nothing.

And the mob ruled the country. Ah, those were the days.

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