Tell him not to use his teeth.
And all of this matters to your life why?
Yes because Lincoln and Bush have so much in common.
There's never a bad time for gay black dudes.
I always like to start off my dates this way.
Thanks hot stuff.
I swear I've seen this chick in a porno once. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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