Tell him not to use his teeth.
And all of this matters to your life why?
Yes because Lincoln and Bush have so much in common.
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I always like to start off my dates this way.
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I swear I've seen this chick in a porno once. I can't quite put my finger on it.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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