Tell him not to use his teeth.
And all of this matters to your life why?
Yes because Lincoln and Bush have so much in common.
There's never a bad time for gay black dudes.
I always like to start off my dates this way.
Thanks hot stuff.
I swear I've seen this chick in a porno once. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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