lol

Tell him not to use his teeth.

And all of this matters to your life why?

Yes because Lincoln and Bush have so much in common.

There's never a bad time for gay black dudes.

I always like to start off my dates this way.

Thanks hot stuff.

I swear I've seen this chick in a porno once. I can't quite put my finger on it.

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