Hi I just graduated the 9th grade and here are my thoughts on the Holocaust.

It would be funny if an actual octopus controlled the country.

We've accomplished a lot today.

Thanks canuck27 for your thoughts on the United States you Canadian bastard.

This guy is complaining about the Jews controlling everything and yet the Canadians control the NHL, the National Hockey League. What nation do you think they are talking about? Not Canada, if you could call it a nation!

I wonder if the other neo-Nazis tease basharp1 when his mom refuses to drive him to the Nazi meetings.

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