Paranormal themed television shows have always been around. You sit down on a lazy Saturday afternoon and watch Ghost Hunter Bob because there is nothing else to do. It's just braindead entertainment. But like everything that exists in life there are some people who take it way too seriously. Those who believe in ghosts and paranormal activity see these shows as validation. If it's on TV it must be true! A Haunting is one of the more recent haunted house programs and it has its very own forum for its completely out of this world fanbase.

The most important thing I've learned in life is to listen to everything your grandpa says, especially if it starts with, "Don't tell anybody about this or I'll kill you."


I don't think rosey8010 understands the point of Halloween.


Using a Ouija board is INVITING your friends to screw with you.


Ouija boards are dangerous but it says right on the box, "You may get possessed, you gullible idiot."


I'm gonna kill myself if I don't start seeing some replies this instant!


Your husband told you some spooky bullshit because the reality is that he had sex with her and doesn't want to tell you. I use that whole "omg the house disappeared and it was so creepy" excuse all the time.


Something they sell at Toys R Us lets you contact demons that are beyond your power.


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