You should always ask to see the ghost disclosure forum before buying a new house. You want to make sure you aren't buying a DOOOOOOOOM HOUSE.

The ghost is just doing its job okay.

It would be great if people who have seen ghosts had more than 3rd grade writing skills.

Instead of exorcism how about some exercise.

Don't call a priest, call child services.

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