I would rape it, put a diaper on it, then inflate it, and then stick it into my vagina where it turns back into an embryo.
I am looking for a bento box (to have sex with).
Haha, that's the best, when you're getting the shit beaten out of you and the person doing the beating is smarter, tougher and richer. I mean, who can really argue with that?
I wish to express my deepest gratitude to Vinno, Road_Warrior, Red_Mage, Moll Brown, Anukahn, giancarlo, Malleus, Bonus, Man of Steel Wool, Registered Loser, LD-50, softbomb, Carpal Tunnel, Mitochondria Eve, Heretic_Jones and rubber cat, who are into the most disgusting fetish of all, love.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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