I would rape it, put a diaper on it, then inflate it, and then stick it into my vagina where it turns back into an embryo.
I am looking for a bento box (to have sex with).
Haha, that's the best, when you're getting the shit beaten out of you and the person doing the beating is smarter, tougher and richer. I mean, who can really argue with that?
I wish to express my deepest gratitude to Vinno, Road_Warrior, Red_Mage, Moll Brown, Anukahn, giancarlo, Malleus, Bonus, Man of Steel Wool, Registered Loser, LD-50, softbomb, Carpal Tunnel, Mitochondria Eve, Heretic_Jones and rubber cat, who are into the most disgusting fetish of all, love.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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