How screwed up in the head do you have to be to tolerate furries but specifically not gay furries. You are attracted to humanoid animals. I'd say that's way below homosexuals on the social acceptance ladder.
Anime sucks. Bugs Bunny is much more arousing.
You do not insult preserves. You just don't.
Inflate my size and my boner.
Is this one of those kettle things?
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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