I said the gun show was CANCELLED.
"afireburnsinside" should type bigger so she can see it.
If you're going to bang this woman you'll need silver bullets.
Grandpa loves fishing, spending time with his grandchildren, and hooking up with fast women on the Internet.
Tupac really liked hugs and was all about HUG LIFE which I guess is why so many people were upset when he died.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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