I said the gun show was CANCELLED.

"afireburnsinside" should type bigger so she can see it.

If you're going to bang this woman you'll need silver bullets.

Grandpa loves fishing, spending time with his grandchildren, and hooking up with fast women on the Internet.

Tupac really liked hugs and was all about HUG LIFE which I guess is why so many people were upset when he died.

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