I said the gun show was CANCELLED.
"afireburnsinside" should type bigger so she can see it.
If you're going to bang this woman you'll need silver bullets.
Grandpa loves fishing, spending time with his grandchildren, and hooking up with fast women on the Internet.
Tupac really liked hugs and was all about HUG LIFE which I guess is why so many people were upset when he died.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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