I just love the way the gas station brings out your eyes.

Welcome to the Den of Deceit!

"Oops, I fell asleep in my jello!"

In the future there will be a cure for whatever it is this guy's got.

Hey, it's the Timster. Tim-o-rama. Timmy Tutone. Tiiiiiim. Makin' creepies.

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