CureZone

This site seems to be where crazy new age hippies spend their free time when they're not trying to sell you some special herbal remedies or whatever.

"amj_349" takes the old hobo remedy of burning your gential herpes sores off with cigarettes to a whole new and exciting level.

"#16422" should try dragging her ass around on the carpet. It's an old remedy passed down from dogs.

Yeah, who do these so-called "doctors" think they are?!

Exchanging bodily fluids is a favorite hobby of "toto's" and no high-falootin', college-attendin' doctor is gonna stand in their way.

The old custom of drinking urine for health reasons has its roots in an ancient practical joke that no one ever let the victim in on because he just kept drinking it and it was still funny.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Shouldn't it make you more depressed when you realize that you're so out of it you've resorted to drinking pee?

I'd click "Agree" so hard if I could.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends rigamarock, Limestock, kingcobweb, Sharkfin Soup, bhlaab, Marxux, asdindebimte, Seth Huber, space doctor, AdjectiveNoun, Barnabus, Tahrajj, einexile, Lymm, animal husbandry, Ravana, Capt_Jim, Pookaliscious, saddamdeluise, Konec Hry, and Machado de Assis.

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