"Oh, will you look at that? My shirt flew open and my pants just came undone. Boy, this is embarrassing."

The 2005 Merced County Spring Fair knows how to fuckin' rock!

I don't think she's coming back, bro.

Opt for the coal instead.

Supposedly this is a female but I don't care to analyze it any further and I just want it off my computer.

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