"Oh, will you look at that? My shirt flew open and my pants just came undone. Boy, this is embarrassing."
The 2005 Merced County Spring Fair knows how to fuckin' rock!
I don't think she's coming back, bro.
Opt for the coal instead.
Supposedly this is a female but I don't care to analyze it any further and I just want it off my computer.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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