If you've ever wanted to watch Sleepless in Seattle with him, now would be the time.
Come on, Charlie. Let's be practical for just a moment here.
Ah, to be propositioned out of the blue by a poor man's Aquaman in a muddy lake. A more erotic thought is not possible.
Oh fantastic, it's the guy with the stinky wife.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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