If you've ever wanted to watch Sleepless in Seattle with him, now would be the time.
Come on, Charlie. Let's be practical for just a moment here.
Ah, to be propositioned out of the blue by a poor man's Aquaman in a muddy lake. A more erotic thought is not possible.
Oh fantastic, it's the guy with the stinky wife.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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