If you've ever wanted to watch Sleepless in Seattle with him, now would be the time.

Come on, Charlie. Let's be practical for just a moment here.

Ah, to be propositioned out of the blue by a poor man's Aquaman in a muddy lake. A more erotic thought is not possible.

Oh fantastic, it's the guy with the stinky wife.

Great, Scott.

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