If you've ever wanted to watch Sleepless in Seattle with him, now would be the time.
Come on, Charlie. Let's be practical for just a moment here.
Ah, to be propositioned out of the blue by a poor man's Aquaman in a muddy lake. A more erotic thought is not possible.
Oh fantastic, it's the guy with the stinky wife.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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