It's a trick!
A home video of a parent dropping a deuce is one of the only things that would cause me to try to light my eyeballs on fire.
Wow, how inconsiderate can you get? Other people need to use that thing, you know.
"Grandson" puts the "perv" in "Grandson is a perv".
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends japanther, kazoogirl, Archr5, cryme, Beech, keep punching joe, Knightmere, Giga Gaia, please recycle, Elgar, initfo, PopePygmy, TomBigBee, MrDru, Bitter Milton, and atheist peas.
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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