DO I??!?
It's a trick!
A home video of a parent dropping a deuce is one of the only things that would cause me to try to light my eyeballs on fire.
Wow, how inconsiderate can you get? Other people need to use that thing, you know.
"Grandson" puts the "perv" in "Grandson is a perv".
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends japanther, kazoogirl, Archr5, cryme, Beech, keep punching joe, Knightmere, Giga Gaia, please recycle, Elgar, initfo, PopePygmy, TomBigBee, MrDru, Bitter Milton, and atheist peas.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
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