It's a trick!
A home video of a parent dropping a deuce is one of the only things that would cause me to try to light my eyeballs on fire.
Wow, how inconsiderate can you get? Other people need to use that thing, you know.
"Grandson" puts the "perv" in "Grandson is a perv".
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends japanther, kazoogirl, Archr5, cryme, Beech, keep punching joe, Knightmere, Giga Gaia, please recycle, Elgar, initfo, PopePygmy, TomBigBee, MrDru, Bitter Milton, and atheist peas.
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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