This is the worst barbecue ever!
Good thing he stops the story before the punching part.
The planet is being sarcastic.
Really nice first impression you're making here, "BigE".
This post is going to ruin me for cinnamon-flavored gum for a while.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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