Thanks, "anonymous," if that is your real name.

Did they ever say for sure what it means to Wang Chung? Because if they were going around saying everyone should Wang Chung tonight and some people didn't know what it meant they might have done something weird instead.

Aww, how cute. "billy" thinks he's Matlock.

More familial dysfunction per square inch than a picture of Britney Spears.

It's all fun and games until it starts to panic and bite stuff.

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