I don't care what "human dog (m)" does as long as he doesn't divulge that Beggin' Strips are, in fact, not bacon.

The last time I got fucked by food was when I was charged nearly six bucks for a sandwich at Subway.

This one feels like something that was typed hastily on a library computer.

Tips for cleaning rugs are also appreciated.

Hypnotizing people for sex is probably how a lot of hypnotists got interested to begin with. I thought of that when I saw some hypnotist guy at the county fair and he looked like this guy in high school that used to walk around the locker room naked while we were changing into gym clothes which didn't really help his case.

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