I don't care what "human dog (m)" does as long as he doesn't divulge that Beggin' Strips are, in fact, not bacon.
The last time I got fucked by food was when I was charged nearly six bucks for a sandwich at Subway.
This one feels like something that was typed hastily on a library computer.
Tips for cleaning rugs are also appreciated.
Hypnotizing people for sex is probably how a lot of hypnotists got interested to begin with. I thought of that when I saw some hypnotist guy at the county fair and he looked like this guy in high school that used to walk around the locker room naked while we were changing into gym clothes which didn't really help his case.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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