"lady-angel" needs more practice with her computing machine!

I always have my hand on my dick and/or balls. It doesn't matter what I'm doing, I will always be fondling them in some form. Lowtax does this as well.

I doubt her username is copyrighted.

Oh great, another shitty remake.

"attitudey"? Hahahaha.

If there was some kind of eXtreme Misspelling Chapionship this girl would win.

I really hate people who type "LOL" after everything. It gets really ridiculous sometimes. Hey let's stay in touch LOL. What are you having for dinner tonight? LOL. I love taking it in the ass from a large black man LOL.

Walt Disney was never able to ride the finished version of Pirates of the Carribean. He died before the ride opened.

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