"Yeah, I can't walk, my body's falling apart, I've got like 5 years left, this'll make me feel better."
Tennessee, huh? I believe it.
Questions are the beginnings of knowledge.
"Tikka" comes off sounding like someone whose entire family just fell down a well.
Whilst: A pretentious, outmoded word which means "This asshole needs to leap off a building." (loosely-translated)
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