"Yeah, I can't walk, my body's falling apart, I've got like 5 years left, this'll make me feel better."
Tennessee, huh? I believe it.
Questions are the beginnings of knowledge.
"Tikka" comes off sounding like someone whose entire family just fell down a well.
Whilst: A pretentious, outmoded word which means "This asshole needs to leap off a building." (loosely-translated)
We're out for this week. Thanks to my invaluable buds ChryScntedPeach, whfffffngs, cisneros, Beedos Attack, Ryeing-Bread, Rheuka, A Boy and his Nigga, EdRush, Pretzelcoatl, Shasty, menth0l, Doghouse MD, Bleep, Math Mutant, moving shadow, saddle up and ride, Vermain, grandpas new thong, Mhatma, rbk, DanceForce, ilovegabehorn, and vg.
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What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
day 2: still working on the car
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