sup baby this is stan doyou want to party STAN STYLE???

hey how are you i was just working out

yo i am a hott guy looking for love

hey slut u wanna get down

This is a website about bad Internet encounters, remember? Guys? Fabian?

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.