Honey, that smell. It smells.... like DIVORCE
Forever is a really long time, I would reconsider this.
I knew a guy in high school named John Michael and he was the biggest human being I've ever known but he also drove the smallest car out of everybody there and when he got inside it you could actually see that side of the car go down and it would stay that way the whole time he was in it.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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