Honey, that smell. It smells.... like DIVORCE

Forever is a really long time, I would reconsider this.

Happy :)

I knew a guy in high school named John Michael and he was the biggest human being I've ever known but he also drove the smallest car out of everybody there and when he got inside it you could actually see that side of the car go down and it would stay that way the whole time he was in it.

Keep it?

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