Bulletine Board of the Farts

Hear ye! Hear ye! Finally, a forum with farting but also with cute little avatars and friendly banter! No more creepy guys wanting to buy bottled farts! Everyone is friends! Long live the king! King of farts!

Jared, let's get on topic, please.

For a couple days there "GaryT's" financial future looked pretty bright.

We had a "fart kid" back in elementary school. He farted in front of everyone at pretty much every opportunity and he thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I'm thinking he probably saw someone laugh at a fart when he was young and that one event shaped his entire social philosophy. The poor bastard.

This is a story with two happy endings.

"A cool web page"? "A"? There are others?

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