Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Poke with boner, poke with boner.
WoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo! Someone's gettin' some!
Ladies, you must try very hard to resist the jobless guy with herpes. It is important that you do not like him. You must try!! REALLY HARD!! TO NOT LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED HERPES GUY
It's kind of sweet in a way, like candy that's sour. You know, those ones with the cartoon faces on the box that are puking.
Elmo's momma's hair so greasy she got volunteers up in her bedsheets cleanin' the oil off the roaches.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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