Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Poke with boner, poke with boner.
WoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo! Someone's gettin' some!
Ladies, you must try very hard to resist the jobless guy with herpes. It is important that you do not like him. You must try!! REALLY HARD!! TO NOT LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED HERPES GUY
It's kind of sweet in a way, like candy that's sour. You know, those ones with the cartoon faces on the box that are puking.
Elmo's momma's hair so greasy she got volunteers up in her bedsheets cleanin' the oil off the roaches.
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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