Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Poke with boner, poke with boner.
WoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo! Someone's gettin' some!
Ladies, you must try very hard to resist the jobless guy with herpes. It is important that you do not like him. You must try!! REALLY HARD!! TO NOT LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED HERPES GUY
It's kind of sweet in a way, like candy that's sour. You know, those ones with the cartoon faces on the box that are puking.
Elmo's momma's hair so greasy she got volunteers up in her bedsheets cleanin' the oil off the roaches.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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