Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Poke with boner, poke with boner.

WoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo! Someone's gettin' some!

Ladies, you must try very hard to resist the jobless guy with herpes. It is important that you do not like him. You must try!! REALLY HARD!! TO NOT LIKE THE UNEMPLOYED HERPES GUY

It's kind of sweet in a way, like candy that's sour. You know, those ones with the cartoon faces on the box that are puking.

Elmo's momma's hair so greasy she got volunteers up in her bedsheets cleanin' the oil off the roaches.

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