"TELL ME WHERE THE FEBREZE IS!!"
His Highness, King of Farts. Keeper of the only throne in the world with skidmarks.
Have you ever had a young brother or sister hanging around who asked you to tell them a story, and then you just assumed you could make a good one up as you went along? Same thing happened to "Mazo."
You're going to need some unbiased sources to back up your claims, hotshot.
I think they already awarded the Nobels there, Beakman.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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