"TELL ME WHERE THE FEBREZE IS!!"
His Highness, King of Farts. Keeper of the only throne in the world with skidmarks.
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You're going to need some unbiased sources to back up your claims, hotshot.
I think they already awarded the Nobels there, Beakman.
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