"TELL ME WHERE THE FEBREZE IS!!"

His Highness, King of Farts. Keeper of the only throne in the world with skidmarks.

Have you ever had a young brother or sister hanging around who asked you to tell them a story, and then you just assumed you could make a good one up as you went along? Same thing happened to "Mazo."

You're going to need some unbiased sources to back up your claims, hotshot.

I think they already awarded the Nobels there, Beakman.

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