I happen to agree with each of these posts.

Ah, what better reason could there be to cut your fat, disgusting gut open?

He's like the 50 Cent of the fart world.

"[Motha fuckin farts]" would be basically the best clan name in the history of computer games.

"Bow wow! Woof woof! Daaaaaaamn."

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