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All of these people should be in jail.

This is partly why I don't go outside on Halloween anymore. That and I'm on house arrest.

He's the most successful one in the family.

We care. We really do.

Your standards are too high. Try getting a girlfriend that somewhat resembles a human being.

I wouldn't even hit it with a hammer.

I got problems on the internet.

This is a person I'd be proud to call daughter.

Haha NIGGER. Did you hear that folks? NIGGER. That's so funny! How did you come up with NIGGER? You're a genius!

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