Religious people! LOL!

A similar thing happened to me except it involves more urine.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 ~ "Ice Cap Zone"

I saw God playing Counter-Strike the other day and there wasn't much pwning going on if you know what I mean.

The Lord Jesus Christ is my only friend. He's like that lovable R.O.B. toy for Nintendo.

Yeah, but according to John 15:14, Jesus will only be my friend if I do what he says. I thought Jesus was a friend, not my boss.

Unfortunately the Bible doesn't exactly teach you how to get a woman so I don't think you're going to have these problems, buddy.

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