If you're so smart why didn't you write it, genius?
The guy can't even score in his own dream. And when he finally does, it's on a bus. Sounds like every girl's dream.
UH-HUH-HUH-HUH CAN WE DOUBLE TEAM HER UH-HUH-HUH-HUH. Jesus.
He looks like David Beckham alright, if David Beckham suddenly came down with a case of AIDS.
Hell yeah, a Pokemon titty discussion. Thank you, GameFAQs!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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