If you're so smart why didn't you write it, genius?
The guy can't even score in his own dream. And when he finally does, it's on a bus. Sounds like every girl's dream.
UH-HUH-HUH-HUH CAN WE DOUBLE TEAM HER UH-HUH-HUH-HUH. Jesus.
He looks like David Beckham alright, if David Beckham suddenly came down with a case of AIDS.
Hell yeah, a Pokemon titty discussion. Thank you, GameFAQs!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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