If you're so smart why didn't you write it, genius?
The guy can't even score in his own dream. And when he finally does, it's on a bus. Sounds like every girl's dream.
UH-HUH-HUH-HUH CAN WE DOUBLE TEAM HER UH-HUH-HUH-HUH. Jesus.
He looks like David Beckham alright, if David Beckham suddenly came down with a case of AIDS.
Hell yeah, a Pokemon titty discussion. Thank you, GameFAQs!
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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