If you're so smart why didn't you write it, genius?

The guy can't even score in his own dream. And when he finally does, it's on a bus. Sounds like every girl's dream.


He looks like David Beckham alright, if David Beckham suddenly came down with a case of AIDS.

Hell yeah, a Pokemon titty discussion. Thank you, GameFAQs!

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