I have no idea what this Harry Potter shit is about but it makes my ball sac shrivel up just thinking about it.


If the Internet loves Ron Paul, then I hate Ron Paul.


It's not so much the topic of the thread, but how many pages it is. Any forum that has a thread about the sexiest Pokemon that goes on for 42 pages must be shut down.


This is some anime shit right here.


Ha ha! Rape!


I think they are talking about Mickey Mousecapades.


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