I have no idea what this Harry Potter shit is about but it makes my ball sac shrivel up just thinking about it.

If the Internet loves Ron Paul, then I hate Ron Paul.

It's not so much the topic of the thread, but how many pages it is. Any forum that has a thread about the sexiest Pokemon that goes on for 42 pages must be shut down.

This is some anime shit right here.

Ha ha! Rape!

I think they are talking about Mickey Mousecapades.

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