If I were eating at Wendy's and found a pube on my burger I would consider that a step up.
Yes, you'll all get to meet Dracula under the covers very soon. Dracula is coming. He's assured us he'll be here.
This thread exemplifies the three most common replies on GameFAQs. The first is a pointless post that serves only to increase their post count. The second is a retarded story that has nothing to do with anything. And the third is a catchphrase. If you've seen this one, you've seen them all!
Yeah, like what happened to Duke Nukem Forever.
Whatever you do don't go to Subway and ask them yourself.
Here is some sound advice from Nutritionist FierceWater.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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